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31/12/2007

VIVE 2008 !

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A toutes et à tous, une excellente nouvelle année :
santé, bonheur et prospérité !
All the Best for the New Year!
 
 
18/12/2007

L'ARGENT...

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Je n'ai d'argent qu'en mes cheveux
(Charles Cros, Le coffret de santal)
 
Si l'argent ne fait pas le bonheur... Rendez-le !
(Jules RENARD, Journal)
 
 
Clin d'oeil Bons achats de Noël !!
 
 
 
08/12/2007

Old joke (pour réviser votre anglais, mangeurs de grenouilles ! )!

 
 
 
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

 
Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances ("appareils ménagers") come in white."
femme de ménage
 
01/12/2007

MATH LESSON



Note found on the refrigerator one morning:

My Dear Honey,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students,
who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. "

Clin d'oeil Have a nice weekend.